I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned 14.

21. My running group typically do 5ks but are looking into doing a 10k. 32.

The two horses grew up and loved to race each other.

Once again, as soon as the gates open, both horses fly to the front of the race and it's Hobbin-Noggin, Noggin-Hobbin, Hobbin-Noggin, Noggin-Hobbin and again, Hobbin wins by a nose. Because it was well armed. 4. An Impasta. Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Best Horse Puns and Horse Jokes.

One day the farmer noticed the two racing each other around the pasture and thought to himself, "Wow! [Pun Request] Looking for a pun to combine lobster/crustacean with a race car driver/car/track/race. There was a Racer who sent 10 puns to friends, hoping that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

25. The most famous horse thieves of all time are Bonnie and Clydesdale.

It was sole destroying. There was no charge. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); 17. 52. Cumference. The label said wash and wear. He thought to himself. As the race was about to start, the horses were rearing and snorting to get let out of the gate. 31.

Did you know that a horse loves to eat Apple computers.

1. After three days they arrived at their destination and turned around and went home after they saw the sign saying: “Disneyland left.”. 53.

This continues in every race until Hobbin has won the Triple Crown. A cheetah and a lion are racing in Africa After the cheetah easily wins, the lion complains: “Man, you’re a cheetah” and the cheetah says: “Naw man you’re a lion”.

What a roller coaster of dad emotions. Why don’t Racers eat pickles? The race horse is considered to be the strongest animal because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once. He acquired his size from too much pi. There was a Racer who was late for work during the power failure because he got stuck on the escalator.

Do you know how to save a drowning Racer? 40 Car Puns That Will Fuel Your Laughter By January Nelson Updated October 1, 2018. 30. It was the best part of my day to watch everyone in the room pause, turn slowly toward me and groan loudly. 19. They would love these puns, especially this one “Most horses will only eat their sandwiches on thorough-bread.” LOL.

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Then I realized he was looking distraught and realized I was potentially stomping on his blooming dad-joke career. A Racer from Montreal sent his photo to a lonely hearts club.

What do you call a Racer on a Harley wearing a leather jacket? Want to hear a joke about paper? The Racer said: “I wish you would make up your mind. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it Now, get ready to be ammused by our collection of 55 Racing jokes which will have you rolling over on the floor.